ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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