Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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