actually, I'm a sock model
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I bet he comes in French.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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