you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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