Define "chronic" masturbator.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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