nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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