i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
