i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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