PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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