Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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