I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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