I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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