I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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