She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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