in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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