so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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