you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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