I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
she told me i tasted like america
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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