Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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