so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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