Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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