i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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