i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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