what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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