got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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