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i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
this just has baby written all over it
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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