jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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