i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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