The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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