If that was your dad, he is hot
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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