Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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