how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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