i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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