As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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