Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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