So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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