So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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