My brain says no but my pants say off.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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