I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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