I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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