I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
