My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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