So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just high enough for therapy.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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