Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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