After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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