whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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