susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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