when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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