For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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