I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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