so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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