He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
