sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize