Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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