I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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