I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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