nut hugger
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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