how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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