im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She's the barista slut.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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