babies were throwing up all over the place
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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