We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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