around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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